February 2012
January 2012
jadensmithismyboyfriend:
THE MAINE ARE SO GOOD TO THEIR FANS THOUGH I WOULD NEVER
OH YOU CAN’T MAKE IT TO THE SHOW HERES GAS MONEY AND A TICKET OH YOU CAN’T AFFORD OUR NEW ALBUM HERES A COPY OH THOSE COPS ARE GOING TO ARREST ME IF I GO OUTSIDE TO MEET MY FANS THAT’S OKAY I CAN SPEND A NIGHT IN JAIL OH YOU NEED A LUNG HERE TAKE MINE I DON’T USE IT ANYWAYS
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gale: katniss, now that's a tribute
peeta: i just hear her name and i shudder
gale: katniss
peeta: oooo... do it again
gale: katniss
peeta: oooo
gale: KATNISS KATNISS KATNISS
katniss: i'm surrounded by idiots
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Imagine the names of the future generations.
Mother: Hi, Harry. Do you invite your friends over?
Son: Yes, Mum, those are Peeta, Blaine, Percy, Katniss and Thedoctor.
When my friends and I go to THG premiere:
There two are random people standing in front of us in line.
Person One: Oh my god, I'm so excited to see this movie.
Person Two: Yeah man, but we should have read the books first, it probably would have made it so much better.
Me:
Friend:
Me: SO I REALLY HOPE THEY DON'T CUT OUT THE SCENE WHEN PRESIDENT SNOW DESTROYS ALL OF THE BREAD IN PANEM
Friend: HOW EXCITED ARE YOU TO SEE GALE GET REAPED
Me: I DON'T KNOW BUT WHEN FOXFACE TRIES TO KILL PRIM I MIGHT CRY
Friend: OH MY GOD AND THEN WHEN CATO AND MARVEL HAVE SEX THOUGH
Me: AHH THEN RUE BLOWS UP THE CORNUCOPIA
Friend: I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL EFFIE GETS DRUNK AND FALLS OFF THE STAGE
Me: AND WHEN EVERYONE IN THE ARENA DECIDES TO LIV IT UP
captainodair:
“My lips are forming his name when his fingers lock around my throat”
h0mosimpson:
fictional characters need to stop dying dont they know how upset i get
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me: it doesn't matter how long you've liked a band as long as you really like their music
girl from school: hey i really like that band
me: fuck you i liked them first you're not a real fan go away shut up i hate you you can't like them they're mine
